I'm having a pity party; so make that cake for one please

Birthday's just aren't what they used to be - all the cake and bouncy castles and friends (do you remember those?) - well, at least you can still have the cake.

Introducing the Sparkling Wonder Cake that caters to all those who want to give a little pizaze to their otherwise grumpy day; cake is the cure for all. Well, unless you're wheat intollerant, in that case the Sparkling Wonder Cake probably isn't for you, that is of course unless you like imminent bloating... Your call.

But for those who want to have their cake and eat it, just strike a match, light your sparkler and sit back and watch your birthday go off with a little fizz. It's quite underwhelming actually but hey, that's what happens when you get older. And when the excitement has died down, simply crack open your tin of Sparkling Wonder Cake and stick your fork in it. Everything tastes better out of a tin, doesn't it just?!? 

And this cake isn't just for the lonely bastards on their birthday's... You can have a little slice of your own misery whether you're saying 'Thank You', 'Happy Birthday', 'Sorry', 'Good Luck' or spreading the 'Love'. Perfect for every occasion. And guaranteed to put a smile on your grumpy mug when you're sitting their being a self depricating son of a gun and all for just £6.99.